17. Does an ‘oink’ turn you in? Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near sufficient.

17. Does an ‘oink’ turn you in? Well, he wasn’t a bf, but near sufficient.

“Well, he wasn’t a bf, but close sufficient. He’d seen some movie that is french that the kinky main figures decked out as pigs (evidently perhaps maybe not really a porno?? ) and wished to decide to try that, except that only he’d decorate. I went along while he“got in character”, and then he came in on all fours in a pink spandex suit (like ballerinas wear in training) and a plastic pig’s nose on his face with it(in those days I would have done anything just to dom a guy) and waited in the bedroom. Not really remotely sexy, but whatever, I could deal.

Then again he started noises… that are making. In the very very very first grunt/squeal a grin spread to my face but we was able to protect my amusement up in the beginning. But he kept making those fucking noises that are hilarious i simply destroyed it. We began laughing and laughed and laughed and laughed until I happened to be on to the floor and thought I happened to be planning to suffocate.

I realised he’d left at some point, understandably enough, and he never responded to my texts anymore when I finally got my wits back. Oh well. The memory from it nevertheless makes me giggle. ”

18. Public vibrations

“A buddy of my own went with a woman that has this fetish that is really weird she’d shove an invisible bullet vibrator up her hooha and provide her boyfriend the remote, then they’d go shopping and he’d attempt to make her lose it whenever she ended up being conversing with a salesman/clerk. ”

19. Another biting story

“She really utilized to chew on my hand whenever we went someplace and had been keeping fingers. Super fucking weird, but when we broke I missed the most up it was one of the things. Therefore I guess I was turned by her on to biting? O. O”

20. Spit at me personally.

“My last gf and I also had been into nearly identical things within the bed room, the one thing she liked that i’d never considered before was that she liked it when anyone spat in her lips. It was done by me a few times and liked it. God she is missed by me. ”

21. Sneeze on me!

“My ex-GF possessed a fetish for sneezes redtube.zone/fr/. Evidently sneezing had been only one minor action from orgasm. The thing is whenever she attempted to make herself sneeze during sexytimes she appeared to be the poster-child for the expressed word“Derp”. It finished quite quickly after my very first hysterical laughter. ”

22. When fucking isn’t enough…

“Smoking while fucking. Needed to be a smoke. Smoking a dish didn’t do anything for her however if I became smoking a CIG while railing her she had been all down because of it. That and fucking in public areas.

Long tale short we picked up cigarette smoking and I also wasted lots of gasoline driving around finding places that are new fuck. ”

23. Intercourse with additional calcium

“My ex had been into lactation and medical. Had me simply simply take pills to produce my milk appear in as well as provided me with a breast pump to enable the movement. He’d nursing assistant from me personally when you look at the early morning plus in the night. Had been super weird to start with but however actually expanded to enjoy it. ”

24. Kit-Kats when you look at the ass

“My girlfriend (I’m also a lady) is into consuming chocolate away from my ass…yep, absolutely nothing shit associated i usually have actually an enema and thoroughly clean my ass before. I’m quite available to intimate experimentation but this tossed me personally down just a little in the beginning since it absolutely was so… various i assume? Used to do find yourself carrying it out and now we both enjoyed it therefore we continued. We often utilized Kit Kat or Aero since those were her bars that are favourite chose to purchase Oh Henrys this time and… uh… don’t.

We did the typical, she enjoyed my ass a bit then slid the pubs one at a time I think we had four full size bars and eight fun size when she decided to start into me.

And so I started initially to push but absolutely nothing came down… then we began bleeding, which occurs often but not often in this volume after that it began to harm, frequently the pubs slide out as simple as simply having a shit but this time NOTHING ended up being being released with the exception of a trickle of chocolate and more bloodstream then there must be.

The two of us began panicking thinking what the fuck is being conducted! After 10 minutes of hard core pressing and pain she could finally view it… a huge ball that is fucking of and pointy peanuts. I mean fucking huge it was the size of a fucking pineapple when I say giant. It ends up all the caramel and peanuts in the pubs formed this monstrosity from being shoved up and squished, I couldn’t even have it away, it had been stuck.

My gf had to shove her hands into my ass and extend it ready to accept its restrictions to get this thing also go and also by this aspect my ass ended up being abundantly bleeding due to the pointy peanuts sticking from the ball cutting up my insides.

After half a full hour we finally first got it away. It had been red with bloodstream and I also couldn’t even fit both arms around it. I’d to stay regarding the lavatory for some time later because my rectum had been nevertheless dripping blood everywhere. My ass harmed for days after.

Tl; dr – Don’t shove caramel and peanut pubs your ass, you’ll cry. ”

25. Somebody likes it truly difficult.

“She likes it whenever I punch her, mainly into the ass area. ”

26. Armpit fetish

“Not a gf, however a girl I’ve been dating. She loves to stick her nose method up into my armpit and just just just take big whiffs that are ol. It freaks me personally away a little and she informs me to shower, not clean my pits… Kinda good to consider my stink does not make her shrink. ”

27. Extreme write out sessions

“Girl I became dating liked to help make down by having a razor blade inside her lips. Noped out. ”

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